學(xué)習(xí)英語雖然是為了應(yīng)付考試，但是英語畢竟是一門語言，如果僅僅把英語當(dāng)做學(xué)習(xí)而失去了英語本身的魅力，就太可惜了。其實真正懂英語的人，會發(fā)現(xiàn)英語其實很有意思。下面這些是小編為大家整理的高中英語搞笑演講稿范文，希望可以幫到想學(xué)好英語的人。

　　Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.

　　"Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven’t been anywhere for a long time."

　　Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "

　　They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

　　Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

　　"Fun flights!" the notice said, " $ 10 for 10 minutes.

　　Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

　　"I’ve only got $ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."

　　Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

　　The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.

　　When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free."

　　"Thank you," Matt said. "It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."

　　Matt和他的妻子住在鄉(xiāng)下。Matt很吝嗇，討厭花錢。一天一個集市來到附近的城鎮(zhèn)。

　　“我們?nèi)ペs集，Matt，”他的妻子說。”我們已經(jīng)有很長一段時間沒有去過任何地方了。”

　　Matt想了一會兒。他知道他將不得不在集市上花錢。最后他說：“好吧，但我不會花太多錢。我們會看東西，但我們不會買任何東西。”

　　他們?nèi)チ思�市，看著所有的東西買。有許多事情，Matt的妻子想買，但他不讓她花任何錢。

　　然后，在附近的一個領(lǐng)域，他們看到了一架小型飛機。

　　“有趣的航班!”該通知說，“10美元10分鐘。

　　Matt從來沒有乘過飛機，他想在一個有趣的飛行。然而，他不想為他的妻子支付，以及。

　　“我只有10美元，”他告訴飛行員。“我的妻子能免費和我一起嗎?”飛行員沒有賣多少票，所以他說：“我會和你討價還價的。如果你的妻子不尖叫或喊，她可以有一個免費的飛行。”

　　Matt同意了，他和妻子上了小飛機。

　　飛行員起飛了，使他的飛機做各種各樣的事情。在一個時刻，它飛上了。

　　當(dāng)飛機著陸時，飛行員說：“0。K.你的妻子沒有做一個聲音。她可以讓她搭便車。”

　　“謝謝你，”Matt說。”這對她來說不容易，你知道，尤其是當(dāng)她掉下來的時候。”




「標(biāo)簽: 高中英語演講稿」